Not jokes and un-jokes
A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..
Why was the old man on the floor?
Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common?
A: They are both salesman
What do you call ten black men running down the street?
Why do Christian protest against gay marriage?
They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick’s transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate?
He stopped killing dogs.
Q. What’s better than a breadmaker?
A. A sandwhich.
Whats the difference between Osama and Obama?
The S is replaced with a B.
A: Knock, knock.
A: It’s your neighbor, Sam.
B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later?
A: I suppose that would be alright.