Anti Jokes

Not jokes and un-jokes
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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was the old man on the floor?
He fell

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common?

A: They are both salesman

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What do you call ten black men running down the street?

A race.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage?

They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick’s transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate?

He stopped killing dogs.

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Q. What’s better than a breadmaker?

A. A sandwhich.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama?

The S is replaced with a B.

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A: Knock, knock.
B:Who’s there?
A: It’s your neighbor, Sam.
B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later?
A: I suppose that would be alright.